10) Brings you the bone and buries the newspaper.

9) Can't say "Meow" but "Moo" instead.

8) You catch him saying "Yo Taco Bell Quiero" repeatedly.

7) Was held back in Obedience School.

6) Still hasn't learned not to hike on electrical sockets.

5) Other dogs regularly place a "Kick Me" sign on its butt.

4) Isn't sure if its eat out of the food bowl and poop in the litter box or the other way around.

3) Likes to sleep on the timed sprinkler head.

2) Confuses Laundry Basket and Litter Box cause they both involve the same letters.