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10) "You mean this isn't The Running of The Bulls?"

9) "Shh...don't look now but runner #28461 has just stepped in it."

8) "We need to pick up the pace...animals have escaped from the zoo and are now chasing us."

7) "Are we there yet?"

6) "This downwind smell is killing me...will someone tell the runner 10 steps in front of us that these tables do give out deoderant samples."

5) "Shit...no one move...lost a contact."

4) "Umm...I think we're off the race path b/c we appear to have traffic coming towards us."

3) "Damn, those pre-race Gorditas are really giving me some nasty cramps."

2) "For finishing, all we get is a Belinda Carlisle CD and a lousy T-Shirt?"