The Top 10 Surprising Features Of The Redesigned $20 Bill


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10) Technically, can be used as legal tender in a Monopoly Game.

9) Secret hidden image of Janet Reno in a bikini in each and every one.

8) You can tell a dumb bartender that its really a Canadian $200 dollar bill and that will cover your bar tab.

7) Made by the US MINT and if you scratch the face on the front of the bill, it smells like mint.

6) New technology does not allow cocaine residue to stick as easily as it used to.

5) When you hold it up to the light, you'll see the hidden text of "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"

4) No matter how you design it, it will still kick the crap of the peso.

3) Still accepted by most strippers for table dance services.

2) You can get 3 Tens for one if you're dealing with a really dumb person.

1) How the f*@# do I know what money looks like...I DON'T GET PAID, REMEMBER!!!

Thanks to BPATT for the list

Submitted: Thu Feb 11 1:05:45 1999

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