The Top 10 Things That Need To Be Added To The Funny Bone

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Writer's note: OK this contest didn't go over as well as the first one. That either means that everything works so well that we don't need to change a thing or you don't give a Rat's Ass or any other animals ass about the site....

10) Atari w/Pong. (David Walker---Not bad...about time to replace that Colecovision).

9) Sumpin' Funny (Paul Farmer---Damn, and we were trying to add a Funny Sumpin').

8) Glass Tiger as the House Band (Some snooty Canadian...not a bad idea....)

7) A Date for Happy and the Top 10 Guy (Cindy Crawford...Did she read my mind or what...Man I'd like to go out with her...she's what?...MARRIED?!?!?! DAMMIT!!!)

6) A Number Counter that goes past 4 ( Barkley, the Happy CPA...Not a bad idea).

5) Pictorial version of the Starr Report (Anonymous Republican Senator...)

4) Rock of the 80's online ordering capabilities. (Stevie B....Ummm. NO).

3) A Send A Friend A Fake Death Threat Page (Haven....This is my 2nd favorite on the list).

2) More Pornography..No wait that's things that need to be added to Hustler's Funny Boner (Matt Jordan...A hysterical suggestion...You have potential, my son!).

1) Pamela Anderson Intern Program (BPATT...Hey I have SOME say in what goes on around here and I think everyone on the staff would benefit from such a selection!!)

Thanks to Fish for the Topic and Everyone/BPATT for the list

Submitted: Sat Oct 31 1:23:19 1998