The Top 10 Things You Don't Want Your Spouse To Check Yes To In One Of Those Cosmo Magazine Surveys

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The Top 10 Things You Don't Want Your Spouse To Check Yes To In One Of Those Cosmo Magazine Surveys

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Writer's note: We ALL know the surveys that we're talking about here...those mate compatability tests...here's a thought...you're with the person, that indicates that you're COMPATIBLE for at least the moment...

10) Ever slept with a famous person named Roseanne?

9) Ever worked in a Gay Porn Film under a pseudonym?

8) Ever wondered who would win in a 3 on 3 wrestling match between Hanson and the Brady boys?

7) Ever fantasized about placing that Gordita dog in a gordita and eating it?

6) Ever wished that you could talk and laugh just like Fran Drescher on The Nanny?

5) Ever performed a mindless, humorless act like Top 10 lists for free? (Uh-oh)

4) Ever wondered if Gary Coleman is hung like a Colombian mule?

3) Ever had your picture on an FBI Most Wanted Poster and never been caught?

2) Ever wanted to walk in on your parents wearing nothing but Pralines and Cream ice cream?

1) Ever drank from a condom?

Thanks to Crack for the Topic and Crack/BPatt for the list

Submitted: Sat Oct 31 1:00:13 1998