10) To scope out any single teachers for Daddy.

9) To learn that useful Algebra stuff that every McDonald's manager uses daily.

8) No cable at home so the kids watch it at school and fill you in at dinner.

7) To scam some more finger paint for Mom and Dad's late night erotic rendezvous.

6) After the same damn episode of Barney 2500 times, its either send them to school or drop them off at the dump at the outskirts of town.

5) So someone else can deal with the psychotic little shits.

4) Not getting enough paste in their diet at home.

3) Easier to run escort service out of home when they're not around.

2) To study hard, and learn the fine art of perfect English to the point of getting a college degree just so you can use it for writing Top 10 Lists FOR FREE!!!!