The Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Hockey Player Sayings

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10) "Boy, I'd like to fill her net."

9) "Wanna see my Buffalo Sabre?"

8) "Want to go to my place for a one-timer?"

7) "He Scores, he shoots."

6) "I wouldn't mind being in her crease."

5) "I'd take her into the boards...headboards that is."

4) "She makes me wanna lose my stick, throw down and go at it."

3) "I'd like to put the Penalty in her Penalty Box".

2) "I wouldn't mind introducing her cups to my Lord Stanley."

1) "Damn...she's got some MIGHTY Ducks!"

Thanks to Hockey Heroe for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Wed Oct 28 22:39:11 1998