The Top 10 Reasons That Chicks Don't Dig The Funny Guy

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10) Always concerned that I'll write a list about them.

9) When they ask me what I'm thinking about...I always reveal one of these, perverted Top 10 Topics that you guys sent in and she runs OFF!

8) When I'm done with my list, I still don't want to cuddle.

7) Women see Hanson as cute while I see them as Psychotic Satanic Babblers of Sugar Coated Ear Candy.

6) Am always adding "Spice" to their last name and they see that as some sort of obsession.

5) My idea of foreplay is counting to 10/Their is counting to a 1000.

4) They actually think my request of playing "The President and The Intern" is a board game.

3) What I consider intellectual, they just see as being a smartass.

2) Don't find the humor in the Top 10 Signs Your Butt Is Getting Big List.

1) While a sense of humor is important to most women, a paycheck evidently ranks higher!

Thanks to Pranky for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Wed Oct 28 22:13:13 1998