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Writer's note: This topic was sent in by Steve, who asked for Sunshine...seeing as I'm studying to be a weatherman...I gave him a 60% chance of that but a 100% chance of a list....

10) Passersby throw raw meat on your stomach in hopes of cooking it.

9) Cancer researchers are calling you hourly to be their test case.

8) You now live in a Sand Castle Apartment Village.

7) Aloe Vera just bubbles on the surface when you apply it.

6) The people who do the Coppertone Ads reject you b/c you're over qualified.

5) You have to clean your melted sunglasses off of your face.

4) Your little toe has turned to ash

3) People light their cigarettes off of your skin.

2) Black people stop you on the street to say "Whats up my brother?"...you're white.