The Top 10 Things Used In The President Clinton Sex Scandal

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10) The Oval Office Desk.

9) Those cheap cigars that bastard Castro gave me..I'll show him!

8) The White House Chandelier, lingerie and that rockin' Hanson tape.

7) A shitload of Viagra!

6) That bottle of Vodka that Yeltsin sent last Christmas.

5) A Bag over her...AW C'MON ON...THE GIRL AIN'T GONNA BE ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY ANYTIME SOON AND I THINK WE KNOW WHY!!!

4) I don't wanna know why but the Presidential Line Item Veto.

3) That "Lambchop" puppet from Television.

2) That "Hey, wanna come over and play with my saxophone" pickup line.

1) I haven't read the Starr report but how about Lewinsky?!?

THanks to Donna & Randy for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Fri Sep 11 19:56:17 1998