10) The Oval Office Desk.
9) Those cheap cigars that bastard Castro gave me..I'll show him!
8) The White House Chandelier, lingerie and that rockin' Hanson tape.
7) A shitload of Viagra!
6) That bottle of Vodka that Yeltsin sent last Christmas.
5) A Bag over her...AW C'MON ON...THE GIRL AIN'T GONNA BE ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY ANYTIME SOON AND I THINK WE KNOW WHY!!!
4) I don't wanna know why but the Presidential Line Item Veto.
3) That "Lambchop" puppet from Television.
2) That "Hey, wanna come over and play with my saxophone" pickup line.
1) I haven't read the Starr report but how about Lewinsky?!?
THanks to Donna & Randy for the Topic and BPATT for the list
Submitted: Fri Sep 11 19:56:17 1998
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