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The Top 10 Reasons Why Jacking Off Has Lost Its Novelty


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Writer's note: Challenge me people with some creative topics?!?! Well, I'll just take matters like this one into my hands and TYPE a list up( Did you think I was gonna do something else?)

10) Finally caught by police in the Beverly Hills Park bathroom.

9) Sister catches you and shows you the correct way.

8) Advent of Viagra takes all the challenge out of it.

7) You need a foreskin graf.

6) Romco's Glove of Love takes all of the work out of it.

5) Accidentally used Ben Gay instead of Vaseline.

4) You pull so hard you undo the Doctor's work (John Bobbit only).

3) Finally exposed myth about going blind.

2) You're more interested in the storyline of a porno film.

1) Your VCR ate that Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee Video.

Thanks to Krill Stuffy for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Fri Sep 11 19:50:57 1998
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