The Top 10 Bad Excuses For Speeding

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10) "This is my tryout for Nascar."

9) "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing."

8) "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"

7) "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV."

6) "Cause those Gorditas rule."

5) "Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."

4) "Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."

3) "Umm..I'm drunk?"

2) "Trying to get home cause CNN is going to reveal just WHAT that stain is on Monica's dress and I'm dying to know."

1) "Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that damn Alannis Morisette "Uninvited" song!"

Thanks to BRB121 for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Fri Sep 11 19:45:37 1998

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