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The Top 10 Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth

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10) For starters, you'd be able to surf in South Dakota.

9) Wouldn't have to hear that piece of crap Aerosmith song anymore.

8) The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.

7) We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.

6) Even the lamest dorkiest guy on the planet (besides me) would GET SOME!

5) The 13 guys that won the Powerball recently couldn't spend the entire amount in time! HAH!! That's what they get for taking my money!

4) Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.

3) Pretty good chance that the damn Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.

2) Not as good of a chance that the damn thing would land on Hanson.

1) There'd be no more movies on the damn topic, that's for sure.

Thanks to Jake for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Wed Aug 5 1:13:57 1998
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