10) Lots of heavy panting and barking messages left on your answering machine.
9) Has his own robe and pipe just like Hefner.
8) You didn't know that Milk Bone made a Viagra supplement.
7) Quite frankly, his begging and pickup lines are better than yours.
6) This is the 3rd time you have had to buy a Inflata Lassie.
5) The last time he saw your leg, he dislocated your kneecap.
4) Credit Card bill has huge debt to Canine Companions 1-900 number.
3) Cost of Doggie Condoms is half your paycheck.
2) You keep finding your Barry White CD in his doghouse.
1) I don't know..how about the 250 frigging puppies in the basement?!?!
Thanks to BPATT for the list
Submitted: Wed Aug 5 0:20:03 1998
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