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The Top 10 Ways To Creatively Kill Yourself


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Writer's Note: As the Top 10 Boy with a conscience, I must ask that you don't try any these at home. Not only would you not get to see any future lists but unless you include me in your will, I don't get any of the credit which kinda sucks. Another Public Service Announcement from the Conscience of the Web..TheFunnyBOne!

10) Bungee jumping tied to a concrete block.

9) Soak your clothes in gasoline and then walk through the company's Smoking Area.

8) Try to jump across the Grand Canyon on a motorized scooter.

7) Move during the Knife Throwing portion of the Magician's act.

6) Jumping into a vat of beer at the Anheuser-Busch brewery.

5) Rollerblading onto a Nascar Race Track during a race.

4) Rolling in an office chair down a hill into oncoming traffic.

3) Sliding naked on a SlipNSlide that has glass all the way down it.

2) Wearing a "KLAN RULES" T-Shirt into South Central Los Angeles (Wait...that belongs on the How to Get Yourself Killed List).

1) Listen to MMMBOP on your stereo headphones until your ears bleed!

Thanks to Fish for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Tue Aug 4 23:35:26 1998

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