Writer's Note: Can you believe this crap? A 14 year old boy and a 36 year old woman having "relations"!! Either this woman is the queen of all tramps or this kid is hung like a Colombian mule! This NEVER happened during my formative years at school DAMMIT!!!!

10) When snooping through his yearbook, you find entries written "To My Good Friend Jailbait".

9) You ask him what he did in school today and he states that he helped the teacher with a safe sex presentation in front of the WHOLE class!

8) His homework seems to involve the Kama Sutra manual.

7) You ask when you can meet his "little girlfriend" and he tells you "hopefully next week if her parole hearing goes well."

6) Mention the phrase "Dangling Participle" and he gets an erection.

5) His "homework" involves a trip to the local pharmacy.

4) He says he's already finished his science homework but it won't be available for you to review for another 9 months.

3) He's voted Most Likely To Bang His Teacher.

2) You never have heard of an Italian language class called "Fellatio" but what the hell, the boy got an A in it!!!