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10) Well, the eggs appear to have ridges and a "pin" that you can pull.

9) After finding one of his eggs, The Easter Bunny flips you the bird!

8) There's a prehunt Cock Fight!

7) There's a rabid Easter bunny biting off the ears of the kids as revenge for all the "chocolate cousins who have experienced the same horror."

6) Your map indicates you must search every area of the Oval Office, even the President's pants, for that "lucky" egg!

5) The "grass" in your Easter Basket has attracted the attention of the local DEA and their dogs.

4) The local madam has hidden one of the eggs but you have to "come upstairs" to find it.

3) You're given a map to the whereabouts of every egg that was hidden. It happens to be a map of the State of Texas.

2) After a couple of fatalities, it appears that there are Land Mines around all of the eggs.