Writer's note: Isn't this game show amazing?!? Bob Barker gets older and the models don't! Oh well, I'm sure we'll be around for show #10,000 but until then...

10) The Big Wheel falls off of its axis and rolls over the obnoxious woman in the tube top who has badly guessed the price on the last 6 tries and can't make it up the steps to play a game.

9) The Plinko Chips are used during the Plinko Skeet Shoot.

8) Ooh...a trip to Bosnia...well ain't that grand!!!

7) The Showcase Showdown replaced by Sumo Wrestling in those plastic Sumo outfits.

6) None of the models filed a lawsuit against Bob.

5) A Jerry Springer-like fight breaks out when someone bid $1 more than another contestant and won!

4) The "NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaks down backstage and is pushed out to the stage area by the models.

3) Long aisleway that contestants run down is secretly replaced with a Slip N Slide.

2) It was horrible...Bob was mauled to death by thousands upon thousands of recently neutered pets.