Writer's note: What is it about being a celebrity that makes you lose every ounce of common sense and decide to do a solo performance in a public place? You'd never catch the Top 10 boy doing that...course I'll never make George Michael type money either. So without further ado...

10) He was looking for someone to "put the boom boom into my pants."

9) Starting alter ego of Weird Hal Yankabit.

8) Couldn't find a gerbil at nearby pet store.

7) Was hoping someone would want to sing into his "Mr Microphone!"

6) Not THAT CRAZY Hand jive...the dance you idiot!!

5) He was just daydreaming about all those WHAM reunion tour groupies.

4) As the song goes "Don't look down there's a monkey on your back." TAKE IT FROM THERE!!!

3) Wasn't drawing enough attention with the I WANT YOUR SEX Cardboard sign around his neck.

2) His proposition to the officer was not another Careless Whisper.