Writer's note: We hear at the Bone are concerned about the rampant sexuality of today's youth(concerned about our lack of participation with it but that's another problem) and we want things to be healthy for all. So, as a public service we present...

10) Even though its free, we don't encourage lamination.

9) If she's hefty, you can use a Hefty bag.

8) A Ziploc bag sealed for freshness even when she's not.

7) Hey, if that caramel is good enough for apples on Halloween, its good enough for sex.

6) Saran Wrap.

5) It worked for the Chili Peppers on an album cover so why not a tube sock?

4) For the rough and wild woman, how about inner tubing?

3) If she needs ribbed for her pleasure, how about a balloon filled with gravel?

2) A Pringles Can cause once you pop, you will stop!