The Top 10 Good Error Messages On The Brand New $7000 Computer You Just Bought

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10) "That URL was not found because frankly, I didn' try hard enough."

9) "If you continue to type that way, you'll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."

8) "The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed."

7) "Normally, I would complain but I'll let that rough disk insertion slide this time."

6) "Don't worry, I'll clean up that beer stain."

5) "Its not a virus...its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)."

4) "Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click."

3) "That General Protection Fault is not yours."

2) "You're using MS Word 5.0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?"

1) "I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"

Thanks to JAllen for the topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Thu Apr 16 23:08:22 1998