Writer's note: We here at TheFunnyBone try and keep up to the date with world events and make topics out of as many of them as possible. The Pope went to Cuba in like February but it seems that this list got lost in the shuffle along with the Top 10 Ways to Bring Down the Berlin Wall. Hey, we're trying!

10) For the last time, the word is PONTIFF, not PONSTIFF!

9) Fidel, is that a Cigar in your pants or you just happy to see me?

8) No, the Pontiff does not want Gloria Estefan as an opening act for his "little Mass thingy".

7) Normally we here at customs stop people who smuggle cigars out of Cuba but frankly sir, we're impressed with the 280 that you have hidden in your hat.

6) While other heads of state may like to participate in your Cuban Love Goddess Intern program, the pontiff politely declines.

5) Hey, the Popemobile goes faster than 90% of those 1950 Cuban Chevrolets.

4) For the umpteenth time, you may not kiss the ring until I SAY you can kiss the ring.

3) While we are impressed with your attempts to learn capitalism, the product of "Pope On A Rope" may not be a big seller.

2) Hey Pope, BLESS THIS!