The Top 10 Signs You're About To Have A Bad Surgical Experience

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The Top 10 Signs You're About To Have A Bad Surgical Experience

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10) The nurse writes "Fix Me" on your leg just to make sure that the Doctor gets it right this time.

9) The last vision you have before you go under is your Dr reading "Surgery for Dummies."

8) The entire staff is watching "ER" to see what they would do with someone like you.

7) Anasthesia involves a big bouncer guy and a hammer.

6) The hospital gown is just a lacey nightie.

5) The hospital lawyer is right by your side helping you count backwards from 100.

4) How should I put this.... there's a fairly large, still not cleaned up puddle of blood on the table from the previous patient.

3) The Doctor gets confused on whether he's working on the girl with the bladder problem or the guy with the colon issue.

2) His last words to the staff are: "Let's try to lose any of them vitals this time"!

1) You catch a glimpse of him reading the hospital's pamphlet on "So You Wanna Be A Surgeon" and using it as a reference guide.

Thanks to Greg for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Mon Apr 13 0:27:14 1998