The Top 10 Things To Do With That Extra Hour of Daylight


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10) Fry more ants with the magnifying glass.

9) Stay inside and watch that cool Discovery program: Swallowed Whole: Whale and Shark Bloopers.

8) Using the time to kill even more vampires than before.

7) Drinking enough to determine if Cops issue more DUIs when the sun is out or at night.

6) More time to get yourself looking real special for cruising the local Sonic that night while listening to Hanson.

5) More time to catapult stray animals into the backyard of pain in the ass neighbor while he's at work.

4) You can stay out at the pool a little longer so flip that Kool and The Gang Greatest Hits Tape over in your Walkman just one more time!

3) More time to practice golf game by chipping shots into neighbor's satellite dish and screwing up their reception for when they get home.

2) More to time wash that Chick Magnet of a Geo you drive.

1) You have to wait a little while longer for the sun to go down so you can go into the local adult movie shop without being recognized.

Thanks to David for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Mon Apr 13 0:09:19 1998

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