Writer's note: Breaking up is hard to do and I'm sure that its just as difficult over the net. So, if you're driving along the superhighway and all of sudden he/she starts acting kind of weird, here's a checklist for you to follow in order to avoid the heartbreak.

10) All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font.

9) During cybersex, she "accidentally" screams out Bill Gate's name.

8) She starts spending all of her time at TheFunnyBone cause she doesn't want a serious relationship.

7) Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, you hear "You Just Got Dumped!"

6) Your connection to his server is constantly refused.

5) You get a Dear John E-mai...Your name is Fred.

4) They no longer have access to a computer due to a recent parole.

3) She starts ending each sentence with only 1 exclamation mark instead of the usual 3!!!

2) She tells you that she's been working a lot. You think its a professional job; it turns out that she was responsible for the decorations at her Jr High prom!!