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The Top 10 Signs That You Are Spending Too Much Time At TheFunnyBone


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Writer's note: After 9-10 months of waiting for answers, we finally have enough material to make a list. Actually, we received 458 submissions but only these 10 were written in English and did not contain foul language. So, without further ado...

10) "You go to Walmart and start to talk to all those smiling face persons thinking that they're Happy, TheFunnyBone mascot(Thanks to Sir Putz).

9) "You go blind--Oops that's spending too much time with another bone."(Thanks to P.W.Herman)

8) "You have submitted all three parts of the Loads of Jokes."(Thanks to Terry Johnson)

7) "You wear a hat just like Happy's everytime you go out surfing the web.(Thanks to Sarah Veronica Simpson)

6) "Every bookmark you have says TheFunnyBone."(Thanks to A.Savoie).

5) "You "snap" because you haven't been on the site for a day.(Thanks to Josh)

4) "Your boss AND your wife tell you that you're spending too much time in the bathroom."(Thanks to Darryl M)

3) "Your most recent sexual fantasy involved Happy and Cindy Crawford."(Thanks to Richard H)

2) "You see Roadkill while out driving and you try to think of the Top 10 Reasons that it tried to cross the road."(I really liked this one...Thanks to Dale).

AND NOW, THE # 1 SIGN THAT YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AT THE GREATEST WEBSITE IN ALL THE WEB, THEFUNNYBONE:

1) "You go out and get a tattoo of Happy on your ass." (Just wondering...does that make you a Happy Ass?..Thanks to XxXODBXxX for that award winning answer).

Thanks to everyone for the lists

Submitted: Thu Apr 9 23:35:38 1998
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