Writer's note: I truly believe that Joshua U has too much time on his hands to come up with such a wild and crazy topic. Its my policy here at the Bone to never really turn a topic away but its getting tougher by the minute, especially when I have a goatee myself. So, without further ado....

10) A goatee and a part of the female anatomy both surround lips.

9) Well, when you're eating you can find leftover things in both.

8) In Medieval times, there was a tribe of marauders who were always snatching goats. They were named the Goatees and they were always associated with snatch-ing.

7) It was discovered during the filming of the XXX movie "When Hairy Met Sally."

6) Both can be shaved.

5) Would you prefer the ladies to have a beard like the guys in ZZTOP???

4) When a guy and a girl match up, its almost like when the Wondertwins used to put their hands together and say "Form of...AN ORGASM!"

3) The guys without goatees that have smooth skin or stubble will always be accused of beating around the bush.

2) In The Garden of Eden, Eve had just sat down on Adam's face right after he had eaten that apple so the sticky apple juice around his chin kind of pulled hairs off like a bandaid does when you rip it off....OH YOU GET THE DAMN POINT!!!