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10) You're the prime candidate to found the branch-off of the Hair Club for Men called The Cool Hair Club For Men.

9) You get to sing "Hound Dog" without it getting messed up...no wait, that's Elvis Presley.

8) When you get mad at Steve for doing the 15,000th dumb thing in his life that affects you as well, your hair will not move out of place.

7) The hair sets you apart from The Beerman at sporting events.

6) It will help propel you to a good movie debut in the film "8 Seconds"...no wait, that's Luke Perry.

5) It won't move when you're driving your MG convertible off into the distance.

4) It will allow you to get break up and get back together with your girlfriend Kelly 248 times.

3) You'll be asked to moderate the very intense "Mousse vs. Gel" debate in next month's GQ magazine.

2) It won't appear messed up during the surfing sequence in the Intro of the show...no, wait...that's Luke Perry again.