10) "Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"

9) "I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel."

8) "DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!"

7) "Did you know that it now costs 35 cents to make a phone call?"

6) "Thanks asshole...I had just made a wish that I could clean the fountain out and not get caught! Way to ruin that wish!!"

5) "Have you seen that really cool gumball machine in the food court? It rolls down a spiral ramp!"

4) "I'm at the last level of Mortal Kombat IV and I need another quarter."

3) "I'm trying to match the exact amount of your worthless paycheck you Barney Fife wannabe!"

2) "See..I need a quarter to make a phone call to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous sponsor and that's why I'm stealing the quarters in the fountain. I NEED HELP MAN!!!"