The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up

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10) Anything that's moving.

9) Green Carrots.

8) Moldy Croutons.

7) Body parts.

6) Blood in the French Dressing.

5) A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

4) I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

3) Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.

2) How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.

1) The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.

Thanks to Fish for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Thu Apr 9 21:12:48 1998