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BANG!

It seems that BPatt was caught singing Spice Girls music again and was shot by me, Fish, the website designer. While he recovers, I have asked several of his close friends and family to do this list cuz they knew him the best. Here are the signs that he had no talent and wanted to be David Letterman.

10) Failed to win cutest baby contest when his talent of peeing in public did not win any votes(Mom)

9) During first sexual experience, he kept referring to me as Paul Shaffer(Amy, the psychovirgin).

8) When rock bands turned down his oboe audition, he just went into doing those damn lists. (Music Professor).

7) That day that he put a firecracker up the dog's ass and called it a Stupid Pet Trick, I knew the boy was a no talent freak of nature(Grandpa).

6) He actually had a talent of drinking 24 beers in 24 hours but he couldn't find a major that would support it(College Roommate-Beer Drinking Buddy).

5) Even as a young student, he was always trying to combine his desire to help others with his lists. I remember one time he came up with the Top 10 Reasons Not To Eat Paste and he actually changed several kid's lives(Wacked out 2nd Grade Teacher).

4) He would always listen to Casey Kasem's American Top 40 Countdown but only the TOP 10 SECTION. It used to drive me NUTS b/c I WANTED to know how a song climbed up the chart and made it to the Top 10 but NOOOO, he had to listen to just the Top ten. (Amy, The PsychoVirgin again).

3) When he turned in his aptitude evaluation, it was pretty evident that he'd have a career in Top 10 lists or dirty movies and thank heavens, I was able to steer him in the right direction.(Bertha Sue, Guidance Counselor).

2) When he was away from his lists, he just carved animals out of butter and then would put them in the microwave and scream DIE, DAMN YOU, DIE. I knew right then that boy ain't right(Cousin Delbert from Texas).