The Top 10 Ways To Destroy a Hanson CD

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The Top 10 Ways To Destroy a Hanson CD

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Writer's Note: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! A really great topic that I can enjoy writing about. Destroy, Kill, Maim...FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE.....Uh....Settle down Beavis and write the damn list.

10) Use it for Skeet Shooting.

9) Put it in a Tree Shredder.

8) Put it on top during one of those Amish Music Burning Sessions.

7) Duct tape a grenade to it and PULL THE PIN!

6) See how many you can fit in a microwave, then set it on high for about 60 minutes!

5) Take a bunch to a construction site and see what a jackhammer can do to them.

4) Give it to your spouse as an anniversary gift(instead of jewelry) and see what SHE DOES WITH IT!!!

3) Give it to the damn hungry chihuahua in those Taco Bell commercials and say YO QUIERO THIS YOU LITTLE DROWNED RAT!!

2) Fill a warehouse in IRAQ full of them and then convince the military that it really holds chemical weapons and see how them smart bombs work!!!

1) Give it away as a "secret door prize" at the Sturgis Biker's Rally in South Dakota.

Thanks to Tigger2 for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Mon Apr 6 17:24:12 1998