Writer's note: We've all been in a situation before where there's no hope, no saving grace and we need a way out. That and these ten other situations is what the infamous "Nike Barf" is for.

10) Right after you hear the phrase "Excuse me, New Inmate #645829, could you bend over and pick up that soap for me?"

9) Right when you open the door to greet your blind date and you find she looks like Joe Pesci with breasts.

8) Right in the middle of Barney's new movie.

7) Right after President Clinton locks the door to the Oval Office and has said how you're his favorite intern.

6) Right after Mom announces that you're going to spend Saturday night watching home movies of your trip 15 years ago to the Grand Tetons with your cousins.

5) Right after you hear banjo music and the phrase "Boy you gotta real pretty mouth."

4) Right after you learn that the weekly family get together will be at the WHAM reunion concert this week.

3) Right after your lovely newlywed wife gives you a second helping of her first attempt at cooking(mmm..blackened eggs?!?) and the dog has left the table area after foolishly digesting the first helping.

2) Right after the local Sheriff interrupts your "parking" session for indecent exposure and figures out that its his daughter you've been parking with.