The Top Ten Really Cool Things to Do With Pudding


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10) It acts as cheap yet flavorful sunscreen.

9) It turns an ordinary game of Nude Twister into something very, very memorable.

8) Why spend a fortune on wrapping paper for gifts when you can just dip the gift extensively in pudding?

7) Hilarious hi-jinks occur when you put pudding in Dad's Caulking gun.

6) If you're really desperate and late for a first date, use some as a styling gel.

5) Put 6 opened packets in a leafblower and really PISS OFF YOUR NEIGHBORS!!

4) Screw that Slick50 stuff! Any auto mechanic worth his stuff will tell you that pudding helps lubricate your car's pistons better than anything.

3) Its a middle of the night surprise for Dad when you put pudding in his slippers.

2) Its a last resort lubricant used during an all day XXX movie shoot.

1) Summer heat getting you down?....Try cooling down with a POOL OF PUDDING!

Thanks to SugaRae for the topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Mon Apr 6 15:46:36 1998

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