Writer's note...Now this is a topic. Its cutting edge, its on the vein, I mean pulse of all America, it IS what every person needs to know in their life. Anyway...
10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man.
9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game.
8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you during the catchy singing of MMMBOP.
7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down Economics without interruption.
6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub to do #1.
5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the shower to go might just ruin the mood.
4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the shower might just ruin the solo mood.
3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel.
2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for me.
1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with overflushing.
Thanks to Dustin S for the Topic and BPATT for the list
Submitted: Fri Mar 27 23:50:14 1998
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