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The Top 10 Signs That You Have A Boring Job


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10) You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".

9) You have visited every website in the world.

8) You're the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama.

7) You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour.

6) You're able to pull staples out of papers with your teeth.

5) Your doctor says that he's never seen someone exposed to so much photocopier radiation in his life.

4) You've seen the late night commercial for the Chia Dildo.

3) You're the only actor on Melrose Place that doesn't get to have sex and you've been on the show since the beginning.

2) Your workload is so intense that you can write Top 10 lists all day long.

1) In your 10 years on the force as an Amish Traffic Cop, you have not had to write one single speeding ticket.

Thanks to Liz and her job for the topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Fri Mar 27 22:44:00 1998
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