10) Disco Ice Skating.

9) Snowmobile Destruction Derby.

8) Ice Whittling.

7) The Frozen Nasal Hair Pull.

6) Ski Jump over the most cars and buses.

5) Ogling(I could have been a contender during Women's Figure Skating).

4) Synchronized Dish Washing(I really could have done well at that there Olympics in Japan).

3) Anatomically correct Snowman building.

2) The Cross Country/Rifle Shooting/Prisoner Manhunt.