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The Top 10 Reasons Why People Get Depressed

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10) To be truthful, its easier than getting obsessed.

9) Cancellation of the "Jenny" show on NBC.

8) Using Commodore 64 and AOL to access Internet.

7) Missed Halley's Comet.

6) Heard about Great Depression in school..thought it was the cool thing to do.

5) That Clinton is the most powerful man in the world and he STILL gets ugly interns!

4) Elevator Music/Muzak rendition of Metallica's "Enter Sandman."

3) Recently found out in video format that Pamela Anderson is not the virgin that you hoped she was.

2) Not getting paid to write stellar, award winning Top 10 lists.

1) Three words: Hanson's Musical Success!

Thanks to Justin for the Topic and BPATT for the list

Submitted: Fri Mar 27 22:12:13 1998
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