10) Left turn signal blinker on Space Shuttle will automatically turn off after 15 minutes of being on.

9) All broadcasts with Houston will now being close captioned for hearing aid impaired.

8) Rider will be placed on the shuttle which will keep speeds at 25 miles per hour.

7) All experiments in space will be structured around Matlock/Wapner hour of television.

6) Glass on Space Helmets will be constructed for bi-focals.

5) Instead of countdown, Shuttle will use The Clapper for engine ignition and lift off.

4) Space suit pants will be loosened so they can be pulled up to armpits when necessary.

3) Satellite repair will be organized around "nap" time.

2) New, gravity resistant Depends.