The Top 10 Resolves Mentioned In President Clinton's State of The Union Address

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If you caught this speech, the word "resolve" was used 5,289 times by his speechwriters who should be fired by the time they read this list!!!

10) Resolved to never drink that much Vodka with Yeltsin again

9) Resolved to check out Chelsea's babe suitemates on next visit to Stanford.

8) Resolved to get Al Gore that personality gene before 2000 election.

7) Resolved to get entire "Budweiser Frogs and Lizards" commercial anthology.

6) Resolved to see Spiceworld.

5) Resolved to check Oval Office Hallway twice before having sex with intern.

4) Resolved to try out that Zest Body Wash "thingy".

3) Resolved to quit blaming "outbursts" on the dog during Cabinet meetings.

2) Resolved to get to the bottom of important domestic crisis involving McDonald's and Burger King's French Fries.

1) Resolved to install "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy with next batch of White House Interns.

Thanks to BPatt for the list

Submitted: Sun Feb 8 22:20:27 1998