The Top 10 Reasons To Use America On Line

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10) Its the only Internet Service Provider that will work with a Commodore 64.

9) Where else can you get to hear the Yanni concert for free?

8) Just to stop getting 500 damn discs a day from them!

7) There's less wait to get into that transvestite chat room.

6) You really do feel sympathy for Steve Case in his dealings with Bill Gates.

5) Duh...cause Hanson uses it, that's why!!!

4) Its required now that if you sign up for the draft with selective service, you get America On Line.

3) You mean there's something else that you can use?

2) You like that catchy Neil Diamond commercial they do about "You're coming to America."

1) Cause it works a heck of a lot better than Cuba On Line.

Thanks to J.Allen for the Topic and BPatt for the list

Submitted: Sun Feb 8 21:05:33 1998