10) "I'm doing graduate school research on the difference between a ho and a slut."

9) "I'm in the last stage of a White House Intern Interview."

8) "I'm your local mattress inspector and this baby just passes."

7) "You've heard of sleepwalking right? Well, what about sleepscrewing?"

6) "Honey, I'm just insuring that we get our mail on time."

5) "I'm doing bathroom wall follow-up."

4) "I just became a Mormon honey..its OK."

3) "Don't come in the room...you'll interrupt the filming."

2) "HI honey...daddy and the babysitter were just wrestling to see which of us will get to play Nintendo with you and Daddy's about to win!"