10) Most people punch the clock when they get to work; you punch your boss.

9) You're down to 2 fingers on each hand.

8) Company Business Trips involve going Greyhound.

7) You're the Mop Boy on a XXX Movie Set.

6) You break up with the girl in payroll and suddenly your paycheck has been directly deposited in a Swiss bank account which you don't have access to.

5) You've created a little $25,000 "discrepancy" that the Godfather would like to talk to you about.

4) Its becoming harder and harder to find a bank that will exchange Confederate money.

3) The person next to you keeps bringing in weapons on a daily basis while muttering "One of these days..."

2) Amish Traffic Cop just isn't as appealing as it once was.