10) Who needs a prize when you already have the "Natalie from the Facts of Life" Blow-up Doll.

9) He got CHIA HEAD for Christmas.

8) He's too busy spending his time finding out if too much of a good thing WILL make him go blind.

7) He's trying to win a prize at the county fair.

6) He already has a Screech Action Figure...why would he want one of our prizes?

5) Our prizes don't mean a thing since he got that Inspector Gadget Decoder Ring.

4) He's got FLUBBER!!!

3) He's the only person that surf the Internet daily to discover that are prizes are really fake!!

2) He can't win at "Guess Which Hand The Prize Is In" so how in the heck can he win something from us?