10) Never use it in place of a dipstick to check the oil.

9) Never try and eat them whole.

8) Never use them to stir your coffee.

7) Never put them in your pants to cool yourself off.

6) Never hollow them, fill them with gunpowder and place a fuse on them b/c the airports will still consider it a unregistered explosive.

5) Never use them to write on a blackboard.

4) Never use it in place of a rectal thermometer

3) Never use them as a surprise during a blindfolded sexual act.

2) Never use them as an imaginary microphone to cover the High School Football game when you're NOT ON THE NEWSPAPER STAFF YOU GEEK!!!