10) Mix them in with the shaved coconut to see if party guests can tell the difference.

9) You can put teeth on those clown cupcakes for Billy's birthday party.

8) They make pretty effective toothpicks.

7) If they can make a necklace out of shark teeth, why not one out of toenails?

6) After 5 years of clipping and collecting and a little bit of superglue...its TOENAIL MAN!!!

5) Albino eyebrows on your kid's doll.

4) With sufficient growth, weekly sharpening and a well-timed sockless thrust to the gut...THEY CAN BE A LETHAL WEAPON!!!

3) You know those crunchy bits that you can place in your Egg Drop Soup at the local Chinese Restaurant? Well....

2) No need for Onion Sticks on Mom's new casserole...just deep fry some nails!