10) All hard drives will now have a slot for you to put quarters in.

9) Access a forbidden site and Al Gore will visit your house to show that the govt really, really, really means business about cyberporn.

8) Females in adult chat rooms will be uglier than they initially appear.

7) Pamela Anderson Lee is now allowed to upload only one video of her and her husband per day.

6) Listen kid...just wait and make sure your mom really leaves this time, OK?

5) If caught, you will have to wear a T-Shirt to school that says "I ACCESSED PET PLEASURES.COM AND REALLY, REALLY LIKED IT!"

4) If you don't listen to us this time, Tipper Gore will request websites to have those parental advisory labels and warnings just like records and TV do.

3) If you go out to that site one more time, its no more computer for you and you'll just have to get your smut from Melrose Place from now on.

2) Get caught accessing a forbidden site and you'll have to watch that Jenny sitcom on NBC every Sunday for a month.