The Top 10 Things You Don't Want To See For Sale At A Garage Sale


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10) Barely used sticks of deoderant.

9) Matching Nerf Furniture.

8) A buy one Hanson CD, get the music of the World Wrestling Federation CD FREE!

7) China with something still stuck on one of the plates.

6) A stuffed version of your thought to have ran away dog Willie.

5) A lawnmover with blood stains on it.

4) She can't show it to you here but for 50 bucks you can see it upstairs.

3) A rectal thermometer.

2) Chia Head or any other Chia products.

1) I don't care how big of an Elvis Fan you are...jars of his fat for sale are just plain gross!!!

Thanks to Mike for the topic and BPatt for the list

Submitted: Mon Dec 15 17:32:53 1997

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