10) Al Gore can now concentrate on the 2000 Election and not mess with having to retrieve Presidential slippers.

9) The Rose Garden will look better than ever with secret fertilizing agent.

8) Instead of Bill inviting special female guests to stay over, the dog will just herd the ones he wants into the Guest Room.

7) You can't make those "Reno is dog ugly" comments without offending the dog.

6) The lost coffee talk videotapes can now be safely stored under Poochie's bed.

5) Instead of shredding top secret documents, President can calmly explain that the dog ate them.

4) INSERT YOUR OWN JOKE ABOUT HILLARY, THE DOG, AND THE WORD BITCH HERE!!!

3) The Middle East Peace Process goes terribly astray when Yassar Arafat tries to blame a "Palestinian outburst" on the dog at a White House Dinner.

2) President can finally make a joke about the dog's "contributions" that cause it to have to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom.