10) Giving your teacher a dollar for "the way that she shakes her moneymaker."

9) Kissing a classmate of the same sex.

8) Finger painting with just the middle one.

7) Selling paste on the playground corner to unsuspecting first graders.

6) Exposing that Santa Claus myth to still believing 3rd graders.

5) Bringing your dad's blow up, latex friend to Show & Tell.

4) Taking your compass and poking someone in the butt just so the teacher will call on them instead of you.

3) Talking the Blind Kid into playing Dodge Ball.

2) Trying to play doctor during Nap Time.